We made stickers from our favourite cross stitch patterns! (Technically, one of our favourite local vendors Jukebox made them for us, but we did the hard work of paying them money to do that.)
You can put them on your phone, bicycle, water bottle, cat, wall, anywhere you want there to be a faint sticky residue in a couple of years.
"Eat a dick" is available in 3" and 2" diameter stickers and the other ones are 2" only (i.e., big enough to cover the apple on the top of your laptop).